Valentine's Day is upon us again,
and so the torture begins.
The cards go out.
The flowers are sent.
and everyone says "I love you!"
I just want to scream!
Go away with your sappy poems
Leave me out of your bullshit cooing.
Don't make eyes
and kiss in front of me!
I might very well hurl!
Don't give me a box of chocolates;
just a pint of ice cream,
a good action flick,
then leave me to my own devices.
St. Valentine should have been shot
with Cupid's little arrow and had it
shatter his little heart!
Then those of us who are alone
could be left in sane peace.
I wrote this when I was still single, but I would still rather curl up and watch an action or horror flick. Fortunately, I married a man who appreciates what a unique woman I am! Last year for Valentine's day he got me a Daryl pop ride.
The year before we went and saw Kingsman. A man who knows exactly what I love!
This year we are torn between Deadpool (Because Deadpool is AWESOME!) and Pride, Prejudice, Zombies... because ZOMBIES!!!
How do you feel about the 14th? Love it, hate it, find your own unique way to celebrate and honor those you love? Tell us all about it! And if you find yourself with downtime, stop by for a special post with an excerpt from Hell School Fresh Meat as a part
of A.F. Stewart's Bloody Valentine Hop, or follow the event on Facebook! I am certain it will be as much fun as last year!
Until next time,